A skull pocket watch from 1780 SCORE 134
May the force be with you. SCORE 12
The upside of being old. SCORE 143
In da club. SCORE 8
Gandalf is my last hope. SCORE 192
No one ever listens to me SCORE 134
He learns fast. SCORE 12
What happens when you grow a pumpkin inside a plastic mold. SCORE 162
Good try George. SCORE 17
I need this. SCORE 128
Whenever I hear a new song that I love. SCORE 102
Like a boss. SCORE 124
Captive audience SCORE 117
Nutella will heal your broken heart. SCORE 69
Cutest cookies ever. SCORE 132
Sometimes the moon looks like a carrot. SCORE 239
Faith in humanity, lost. SCORE 209
Someone actually owns this car. SCORE 12
Schoolyard fight SCORE 19
So Coolio is old now. SCORE -3
Nyan Cat Bike Wheels SCORE 19
Maniacal Laughter SCORE 123
maniamania dress rings SCORE -6
Will Pooley. SCORE 234
Will Smith is aggressively proud. SCORE 208
How not to climb a fence. SCORE 6
Herpidy derpidy derp. SCORE 17
How babies are born in Canada. SCORE 178
Well that was unexpected. SCORE 115
The face of a true King SCORE 158
What it feels like to be pregnant. SCORE 161
Time before handsfree SCORE 139
