Having an older sibling SCORE 112
Every baby’s worst nightmare SCORE 91
Someone built this wall around Trump’s Hollywood star SCORE 110
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 124
There used to be an Orange Julius on the corner but this store killed it. SCORE 112
On spooning SCORE 99
If you wear Crocs SCORE 73
A Guinea Pig with a Hat SCORE 92
False Praise SCORE 123
Basically My Life Summed Up SCORE 74
A candidate you can believe in. SCORE 158
Five minutes SCORE 71
On toothpaste chunks SCORE 80
Snails being racist SCORE 53
Dr. Seuss was wise SCORE 92
Robbing Nightclubs SCORE 81
Robot problems SCORE 69
This is heartwarming. SCORE 203
Priorities in the age of social media SCORE 83
Not A Hobby SCORE 78
The Psycho Test SCORE 47
What if grass licked your feet? SCORE 132
What a time to be alive SCORE 132
I can bearly see him. SCORE 34
The Life of a College Student SCORE 99
Washington is pissed SCORE 127
Minimum wage is too low, and here is a kitten. SCORE 100
A reminder SCORE 147
American Sign Language Describes It Best SCORE 84
It’s Really Not That Hard… SCORE 69
One of the many skills you learn growing up. SCORE 76
Tastes of summer SCORE 60