The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
My magic watch. SCORE 249
Every day. SCORE 108
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Goldfish. SCORE 131
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 129
Always be yourself. SCORE 132
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 7
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 326
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Does not compute. SCORE 108
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
Trollololo. SCORE 169
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 117
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
How the internet works. SCORE 230
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Like a sir. SCORE 289
