Git Gud SCORE 118
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
heroes SCORE 54
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Totally SCORE 87
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
