The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 409
I knew it!! SCORE 11
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
… SCORE 10
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Female body builders. SCORE -29
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Nice things SCORE 11
your gay SCORE 249
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
every time SCORE 215
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Me basically. SCORE 181
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
me in the shower SCORE 21
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 162
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17