Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Bring me home. SCORE 93
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Every time SCORE 134
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Some wise words SCORE 85
Either SCORE 114
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Grow a pear SCORE 63
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Link problems SCORE 140
Parents will understand SCORE 147
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Oedipus SCORE 164
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Stress perm SCORE 50
Words SCORE 114
When I die SCORE 127
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
