This Pillow Was Attempting A Pre-emptive Strike SCORE 42
When your internet goes out… SCORE 70
Thank you, Urban Dictionary SCORE 124
You’ll never find all the bombs in time, Batman! SCORE 97
To Boldly Go SCORE 79
As a reader… SCORE 75
Scumbag teeth SCORE 98
What’s the matter, Bill? SCORE 99
The most advanced military killing machine of all time is ready for mass production, but… SCORE 85
Colorful cactus SCORE 53
My husband on the happiest day of his life. SCORE 118
All these years later and it’s still her favourite toy SCORE 134
I know the difference between greater and more than… SCORE 92
It’s A Trap! SCORE 71
Priorities. SCORE 90
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog… SCORE 88
Meet the Mayor of Friendzone SCORE 75
Release him SCORE 119
Have some respect. SCORE 92
Watch out Weight Watchers SCORE 68
Jon Bon Pony In The Flesh SCORE 55
Canadian temperature conversion chart SCORE 101
Birthday? Whose Birthday? It’s My Birthday? SCORE 58
Cruella And Her Dalmatian SCORE 102
Ninja Husband SCORE 42
If You Can Tune Into The Fantasy Life Of An 1 Year Old SCORE 50
No Hipsters SCORE 77
I Don’t Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin SCORE 55
Little girl and her kitty SCORE 85
Mancard Violation SCORE 78
Meowls SCORE 58
Doug Jones – The Talented Actor You Never Knew SCORE 155
