Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
*have SCORE 16
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
The Office cameos SCORE 11
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 21
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
