When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Acute angle. SCORE 197
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
How I shower. SCORE 156
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
How I take tests. SCORE 243
English is hard. SCORE 291
Attack! SCORE 196
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Pubid. SCORE 143
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
How I die. SCORE 289
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Touché. SCORE 336
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Burn. SCORE 158
