i’m canceling SCORE 9
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
back to bed! SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
omg SCORE 20
an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
call the fire department SCORE 4
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
english burn SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
hi friend! SCORE 31
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
they get huge SCORE 22
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
clever SCORE 29
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
this is why i drink SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
i always spill SCORE 17
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18