Accurate. SCORE 257
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Finally. SCORE 345
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
