Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Aawooof! SCORE 34
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Hello fren. SCORE 28
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26