why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
where’s waldo SCORE 16
raised on small bites SCORE 11
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
choo choo SCORE 15
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
still gotta try though SCORE 14
there goes my week SCORE 22
new perspective on life SCORE 14
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
the wedding is off SCORE 23
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
place your bets SCORE 5
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
it’s data not data SCORE 19
am i a dog? SCORE 17
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
spare cats SCORE 19
just a touch SCORE 4
resistance is futile SCORE 7