What happens to you after you’re buried. SCORE 20
Touché. SCORE 217
The only time Metallica has been good. SCORE -102
This is the worst. SCORE 90
Pinocchio joins the Dark Side. SCORE 55
Captain ‘Murika. SCORE 129
Living with a lion. SCORE 271
Like a boss… nevermind. SCORE 88
Stitch by stitch. SCORE 33
The planets to scale. SCORE 170
Suddenly relevant. SCORE 66
Physics thinks you’re pretty attractive and so do I. SCORE 190
Trick is on you, Noble Dragon Wizard. SCORE 214
How hast can you guess these words? SCORE 63
Do the right thing. SCORE 351
Whenever I’m rejected by a girl. SCORE 190
If zombies ran the world. SCORE 97
What studios own what. SCORE 131
Escape reality and play games. SCORE 83
Winter is coming… SCORE 113
Whenever I use my parent’s computer. SCORE 134
Rest in Peace, Blockbuster. SCORE 201
And I never used the bathroom again… SCORE 83
New Yorkers generate power by bicycle to charge cellphones. SCORE 191
A bachelor’s guide to fixing things. SCORE 102
Puppies! SCORE 231
Hipsterasaurus. SCORE 114
Who’s your daddy? SCORE 117
YOLO. SCORE 176
What betrayal looks like. SCORE 317
Like a boss… nevermind. SCORE 141
Tron Vader. SCORE 106
