Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Every day. SCORE 212
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Every time. SCORE 135
Glam rock. SCORE 157
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
WUT? SCORE 268
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
