The life of a fortune. SCORE 156
Oh, hai. SCORE 129
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
99 problems. SCORE 205
Accurate. SCORE 78
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
Too soon? SCORE -79
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 341
Oh stop it, Q. SCORE 11
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
Friends. SCORE 165
How to kill a unicorn. SCORE -198
Kids can be so cruel. SCORE 130
How to catch a cat. SCORE 126
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
Be mine? SCORE 127
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
This pizza wishes to exterminate you. SCORE 156
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
Seems legit SCORE 2
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 233
Angry uterus is angry. SCORE 252
Grieving is hard. SCORE 2
Leafception. SCORE 172
I need this. SCORE 10
BURN! SCORE 11