don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 23
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
data requires a manual SCORE 10
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 26
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
for lease navidad SCORE 21
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 1
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 21
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
sorry cakey SCORE 20
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 23
