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Maru like a boss. SCORE 208
Rawr! I am a puppysaur! SCORE 113
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If I fits. SCORE 164
Pet names SCORE 166
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
Ginger problems. SCORE 96
My favorite food. SCORE 326
You're a 10... SCORE 107
Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94
Logic level: Disney SCORE 130
This is how low I've sunken. SCORE 246
If it works it's not stupid SCORE 77
Blood orange. SCORE 138
True love exists... probably. SCORE 52
This kid got it right SCORE 142
Bigger on the inside. SCORE 188
The longest minute. SCORE 241
Sir, we don't allow your kind [of bowling] 'round here. SCORE 28
Sue of side is no laughing matter SCORE 80
My ex-manager wouldn't give me my last paycheck without a resignation letter... SCORE 89
Bow Tie Collar SCORE 189
Dads are > moms SCORE 31
Care for ya self. SCORE 26
Whenever someone tells me I was in their dream... SCORE 174
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 215
Cats are so helpful. SCORE 139
The most Russian headline I have ever seen SCORE 113
The sidewalk in front of a locksmith has keys in it. SCORE 50
The sad truth. SCORE 364
Hate it when that happens. SCORE 195
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Window Cleaning Service SCORE 75
If looks could kill. SCORE 71
Human Beings SCORE 168
I can fix that... SCORE 254
Cow vibes 2020 SCORE 18
My work phone shushes me if I'm too loud. I should get a new job... SCORE 28
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