dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
you can never leave SCORE 12
chickens have had enough SCORE 14
and i never will SCORE 42
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
sometimes you just can’t leave the past in the past SCORE 24
she earned her pony SCORE 40
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
you can keep him SCORE 18
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
productively lazy SCORE 18
the magic of chrome SCORE 26
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10