"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
like this… derp SCORE 4
Neigh SCORE 133
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
So close SCORE 15
snarf SCORE 1
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Size matters. SCORE 149
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Need a light? SCORE 2
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Sloth SCORE 18
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Her First Steps! SCORE 18