The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I yawned! SCORE 10
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Self checkout. SCORE 244
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How is this possible? SCORE 277
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Wrong Show SCORE 191
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Word! SCORE 19
Truth. SCORE 182
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
BROFIST SCORE -3
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I love you more than… SCORE 122
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
