bad ass SCORE 38
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
i also laughed SCORE 56
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 48
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i can never find the words SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
he did it because he could SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
must pet the pet SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i wonder why SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
