my preciouses SCORE 14
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 20
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
this is my lore SCORE 15
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
acid for kids SCORE 30
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
feel my fatness SCORE 18
present the witnesses SCORE 46
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
welcome to hell SCORE 28
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
retirement is near SCORE 22
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
