Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 42
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Flying first class SCORE 24
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Stress relief SCORE 45
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
My resume lied SCORE 30
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
request denied SCORE 30
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
My dream day SCORE 24
Just keep swimming SCORE 38
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
