just one day… SCORE 23
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
playing hard to get SCORE 18
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
i relly trid SCORE 32
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
en garde SCORE 22
you’re hired SCORE 22
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
FYI: SCORE 22
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
if i just lay here SCORE 10
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
this is quite the life SCORE 12
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
