
call the fire department SCORE 4

english burn SCORE 27

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30

i always spill SCORE 17

i’m canceling SCORE 9

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36

they get huge SCORE 22

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

thanks for the insult SCORE 33

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

is this a meet cute? SCORE 38

who’s in? SCORE 34

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

back to bed! SCORE 19

i have layers SCORE 33

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

an impossible task SCORE 20

definitely a dog SCORE 46

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

excuse me SCORE 19

beautiful piece of art SCORE 44

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28

anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41

bordering on 3 SCORE 28

clever SCORE 29

this is why i drink SCORE 29

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

hi friend! SCORE 31