Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
+ cry. SCORE 119
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Mama no. SCORE 52
Are you even real? SCORE 113
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
