How people see me. SCORE 233
Friends. SCORE 215
Accurate. SCORE 257
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
How marriage works. SCORE 65
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I love you. SCORE 20
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
All the Navies! SCORE 172
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Please be troll. SCORE 230
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Seems legit. SCORE 150
