must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
i feel seen SCORE 31
just open it SCORE 12
rock and roll! SCORE 18
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
hungry SCORE 4
behind you! SCORE 13
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
don’t let the anger turn into hate SCORE 13
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
death is imminent SCORE 14
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
please stop SCORE 17
spoiled SCORE 17
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
goodbye my queen SCORE 11
breathe in, breathe out SCORE 15
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
nap time SCORE 19
bring them back SCORE 35
they should be proud! SCORE 13
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18
take notes, men SCORE 35
puppy love SCORE 21
some words just suck SCORE 8
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
let’s rage SCORE 18