Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Batman? SCORE 138
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258