George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Tests be like SCORE 100
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
The lowest bar SCORE 137
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Awkward SCORE 125
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110