Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
New books. SCORE 200
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Oh children SCORE 11
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Ladies… SCORE 173
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
When boys… SCORE 3
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Trollololo. SCORE 347
Friends. SCORE 215
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20