Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Finally. SCORE 344
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
40 years later. SCORE 121
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
No. SCORE 88
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Every time. SCORE 123
