Ladies… SCORE 158
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Pokémon. SCORE 310
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Discuss. SCORE -25
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310