Do want. SCORE 94
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Accurate. SCORE 155
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 5
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Waking up. SCORE 107
Magic. SCORE 168
Please? SCORE 111
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Sage advice. SCORE 217
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Best present ever SCORE 4
Ba dum tss… SCORE 180
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 158
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
The prediction. SCORE 54
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
What would you do? SCORE 321
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
