Talk like a pirate day SCORE 160
Love my mom to death but… SCORE 92
Magnets SCORE 94
I’ll Remember This SCORE 113
Poor eyesight SCORE 134
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 153
Neither of them got enough sleep, obviously SCORE 97
No kelly SCORE 158
I Want His Job SCORE 129
‘If you insist’ SCORE 91
Snitches Don’t Get 5-star Passenger Ratings SCORE 179
Meanwhile, in The Matrix SCORE 109
This is the largest container ship in the world. It can hold over 19,000 containers and is so massive, the recent expansion of The Panama Canal is still unable to accommodate it’s size SCORE 61
The choice is yours. SCORE 105
Math? SCORE 96
Firefox found a hole in Windows. SCORE 97
Autocats, roll out! SCORE 100
Well. Alright then. SCORE 175
Orange Slice SCORE 142
Fill in the dog. SCORE 90
After every natural disaster…. SCORE 64
I got 12 bricks SCORE 131
Angels in Mexico. SCORE 207
The backroom of the Natural History Museum SCORE 84
I am the Sphinx meow. SCORE 138
The purest of poetry. SCORE 148
effectively utilized girl power SCORE 78
95% of America SCORE 135
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday’s earthquake. SCORE 167
A teachers worst fear SCORE 145
Masculinity SCORE 77
Laura Dern in Jurassic Park SCORE 45