No officer… SCORE 146
Agent T SCORE 261
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
What torture. SCORE 190
Thriller. SCORE 137
This is my song! SCORE 90
quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Doing dips. SCORE 132
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
HALP SCORE 14
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
hover orcas SCORE 11
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
government logic SCORE 11
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Water is wet SCORE 26
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
