at least there are cats SCORE 20
beavers hate water SCORE 35
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
pupils dilate SCORE 44
dog wood trees SCORE 26
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
when life imitates art SCORE 24
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
only feathers SCORE 9
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
roger roger SCORE 14
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
species and age, please SCORE 40
