The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Finally. SCORE 344
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Accurate. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96