The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
At a doctor’s office SCORE 171
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
Comfort zone SCORE 9
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
This is how America needs to be SCORE 111
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
Not Sure What’s Longer SCORE 10
Three Famous Writers Walk Into A Bar SCORE 15
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 6
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
Things Would Be So Different Now SCORE 158
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
A lava river SCORE 11
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
Nope SCORE 6
Louis C.K. On Our Human Nature SCORE 172
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 6
Human Babies Vs. Other Types Of Babies SCORE 13
Be yourself SCORE 162
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
Holiday Red Cup Ideas SCORE 3
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
When your product is your marketing SCORE 13
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 18
Some Of My Skills Summed Up SCORE 15