He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Being sick. SCORE 140
Seal SCORE 28
How seasons work. SCORE 158
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Accurate. SCORE 112
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
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The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Burn! SCORE 216
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
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Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
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How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Probably… SCORE 185