If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Imagine. SCORE 366
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
LOL. SCORE 231
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
How I die. SCORE 254
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
My hobby. SCORE 188
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Like a boss. SCORE 244
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Dog logic. SCORE 211
It’s true. SCORE 163
Yes. SCORE 285
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Do go on… SCORE 192
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Crap. SCORE 246
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
