Going to your friend's house. SCORE 122
Chimps are smart. SCORE 228
When I'm printing off notes for a meeting that I'm late to. SCORE 117
PANIC MODE SCORE 63
Hipster porn. SCORE 257
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 59
If you ever feel bad, just remember this guy played the role of "grass" in his school play SCORE 117
Cat vs Sweater SCORE 60
true SCORE 67
Two tickets to paradise, please... SCORE 22
Batman sells coffee. SCORE 199
Tard turns 1. SCORE 177
That's the spirit SCORE 203
very date SCORE 127
Wet Willy SCORE 65
Fear Not SCORE 16
Drift wood comes in all shapes and sizes... SCORE 22
Exterminate! SCORE 150
How I use Netflix. SCORE 165
Tougher than the sun? SCORE 111
A list of a few things I care about. SCORE 70
Just a furry baby pig. SCORE 184
Super Mad SCORE 131
Do you think prison guards use proactive? SCORE 276
Explaining my thoughts to myself SCORE 168
Ron Swanson logic. SCORE 168
I could pee here... SCORE 36
Could You Hold On To This SCORE 118
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Movies that can be described the same way SCORE 121
There Are Some Strong Insects SCORE 147
What I look like when exercising. SCORE 169
