How marriage works. SCORE 65
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 257
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I love you. SCORE 20
All the Navies! SCORE 172
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Friends. SCORE 215
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Seems legit. SCORE 150
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
New books. SCORE 200
Please be troll. SCORE 230
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
How people see me. SCORE 233
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
