Albino crow SCORE 13
Swoon. SCORE -4
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Harsh! SCORE -5
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano 28 years apart SCORE 18
A bullet splitting a water droplet in half. SCORE 192
<3 SCORE 179
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
The Perks of Taking a Jewelry Course SCORE 148
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Microwaves SCORE 17
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 6
Every night. SCORE 18
What was this show? SCORE 229
Sand sculptures SCORE 199
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Silly Superman SCORE 173
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Swing Fail SCORE 14
My (Indian) buddy’s wedding… New mother in law in background. SCORE 10