I guess they forgot their purpose. SCORE 72
I don't always clear my calculator... SCORE 248
"Friend" SCORE 148
Batman or braces? SCORE 157
Single women have more options than ever before! SCORE 215
Dat face. SCORE 119
I should really start going to bed earlier... SCORE 146
Filthy American! SCORE 148
Worst fear for a kid... SCORE 197
First time at the beach SCORE 94
Some men SCORE 179
My girlfriend saw our sewing machine being all smug and creepy this morning SCORE 105
She nailed it! SCORE 116
Just Saw Donald Trump Driving Down The Road... SCORE 94
Vegan butter wants to build a wall SCORE 158
The best title ever SCORE 208
Public speaking... SCORE 153
Steps leading into the abyss. Pragser Wildsee, Italy. SCORE 138
You may be cool... SCORE 146
Boutta drop the hottest mixtape in all of westeros SCORE 33
You're doing it right. SCORE 368
How hummingbirds were named. SCORE 115
Witchcraft SCORE 105
Just one drink... SCORE 64
Me in real life SCORE 141
Do you think prison guards use proactive? SCORE 276
This man knows his limits SCORE 102
you're hired SCORE 156
How does one show taste? SCORE 39
My mom’s pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial. SCORE 90
Burninating the hallway... SCORE 64
The evolution of a puppy SCORE 151
