The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 142
MRI scan of broccoli SCORE 131
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Damn, science side. SCORE 137
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Birds SCORE 173
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Impressive 🎃 SCORE 98
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
Don’t turn around SCORE 93
Bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over SCORE 102
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
LoOk At Me I’m A hUmAn SCORE 72
This Currency Is More Valuable Than Any Other SCORE 142
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
Glitched SCORE 150
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Freaking deadbeats SCORE 83
Considering it… SCORE 54
"Could I just try a little sample?" SCORE 156
Elmo Does Memes SCORE 59
Take Your Kids To Work Day SCORE 95
A Frozen Soap Bubble SCORE 87
A car with a pup holder SCORE 135
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
Sign at local burger restaurant SCORE 214
