i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
more milk per milk SCORE 17
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
burns so good SCORE 4
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
happy birthday! SCORE 19
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
dirty talk SCORE 22
go back to c SCORE 25
always screaming SCORE 5
pure happiness SCORE 20
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
i’m the joke SCORE 19
not even mad SCORE 27
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holy dog SCORE 20
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
evil genius SCORE 13
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
got it SCORE 19
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
time is of the essence SCORE 17
everything else sucks SCORE 16
loin king SCORE 27
extra crust SCORE 27
