I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
BROFIST SCORE -3
Truth. SCORE 182
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
How is this possible? SCORE 277
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I was mugged! SCORE 130
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I yawned! SCORE 10
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Word! SCORE 19
