My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
A generous god. SCORE 129
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
The Indignation of Being Labeled SCORE 118
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
Relatable. SCORE 105
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
Training for the big match SCORE 31
Kick Me SCORE 40
Y’all know. SCORE 87
No, I’m Totally Tame. Please Come In SCORE 81
We finally found the culprit SCORE 151
Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 95
I have a book! SCORE 126
Abandoned Lego Theme Park SCORE 114
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 137
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
A lone house. SCORE 77
Rainbow Boeing 747 contrails SCORE 73
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
THIS IS A RISK I’M WILLING TO TAKE!!! SCORE 87
Rainbow contrails SCORE 67
Me In November Vs Me In December SCORE 116
Nanny state SCORE 115
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 67
My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 106
All air diet SCORE 133
The slabs of Banff backcountry SCORE 89
too real SCORE 59
