measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
hold the line SCORE 23
the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 27
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
thankful for my friends SCORE 15
2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
no reason SCORE 16
purrfecting his craft SCORE 29
the night awaits SCORE 7
the choice is obvious SCORE 24
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 26
the interview that never ends SCORE 25
if he fits, he sits SCORE 15
cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 17
bed bugs! SCORE 22
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28
adrian! SCORE 8
a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21
never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 16
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
let him rise SCORE 14
next question SCORE 26
buying this book now SCORE 35
try throwing a piano SCORE 1
that’s not leg hair SCORE 20
you are perfect SCORE 18
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
wear it proudly SCORE 48
the best politician SCORE 17
